The Day I Realized I was Old

I landed in Cancun for an airline layover. It had been a long day, and we were late. When we got to the hotel, Pat Benatar was doing an outdoor concert next door. I had a deep, personal relationship with Pat Benatar when I was in junior high school. But instead of sitting on the balcony enjoying her music, I just wished the bitch would shut up so I could sleep.