Saturday, December 26, 2009

The World's Coolest Name

I'm in the Dominican Republic tonight. A fellow running for office has a billboard by the hotel. His name is "JESUS MERCEDES". Conjures up images of a messiah in an SL350 convertible. It's going to be my rock-star name if I ever learn to sing or play an instrument. Maybe I'll kill him and assume his identity. Maybe I'll just sign I.O.U.'s with it.

1 comment:

Mungo Says Bah! said...

I would vote for you Jesus. As long as you drove a gold coloured Mercedes with big dice hanging from the rear-view. Or something like that fancy car Al Pacino drives in Scarface.
Happy Holidays,
Mungo